Samara Weaving and Kyle Gallner get career-best roles in CAROLINA CAROLINE

In Jennifer’s Body, Megan Fox, playing a literal boy-eater, looked at Kyle Gallner, playing a goth classmate, the way a normal teenager might eye a bag of Doritos. There was no ambiguity about whether he would make it to the movie’s halfway mark. It was the continuation of a TV adolescence for Gallner, and part of his transition into scream-king roles in movies like the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, the Scream reboot, the Smile series, and Strange Darling, where the movie’s would-be tricky timeline scramble placed him on both sides of the killer/victim line, depending on the sequence of events. So it’s fair to expect some kind of untoward business when Oliver, played by Gallner in a thin mustache, strolls into a gas station at the outset of Carolina Caroline. Maybe he’ll murder someone. Maybe a hot girl will end him then and there.

Instead, Oliver pulls a shortchange scam on an unsuspecting register jockey. The counter guy’s co-worker Caroline (Samara Weaving) clocks him doing it, even if she doesn’t immediately understand exactly how or why he’s managed to walk away with more money than he came in with. (The movie, impressively, never explains it to the audience outright, either, preferring to tutor through repeated examples.) Caroline approaches Oliver and, as with Gallner, potential danger: Weaving has appeared in just as many horror movies, whether as a scrappy final girl in the Ready or Not movies or calculating killer in movies as varied (if often similarly crappy) as The Babysitter or Over Your Dead Body. Together, they’re a kill-or-be-killed B-movie power couple.

Maybe that’s why it somehow seems softly romantic when Oliver and Caroline really do hook up to enjoy each other’s company, and eventually pull scams together. No stalking, no killing; this is not a horror film. Director Adam Carter Rehmeier has an abiding love of schemes – his previous film was Snack Shack, a coming-of-age comedy where teenage buddies hustle to take over the local pool’s hot dog stand – and rooting them in periods where those schemes can’t rely too heavily on modern technology, specifically the dawns of new decades. Snack Shack takes place in the summer of 1991; Carolina Caroline unfolds about a decade later, when scams and robberies had to be just a little more handcrafted, with a bit more leeway than the post-9/11 surveillance state currently provides.

Oh, and yes: robberies. For a while, Oliver and Caroline work as a con artist pair, like a Southern version of Will Smith and Weaving’s doppelganger Margot Robbie in Focus, and the movie buzzes with romantic danger, aglow in analog-looking colors, particularly the red that often accompanies Caroline’s costumes. Caroline asks for reasoning about why it’s OK to rip people off this way, and Oliver provides it, though it’s really Gallner who’s so strangely convincing. After years of playing the harassed or worried-looking horror victim, he’s grown into a quietly commanding presence, with enough rough edge that when Oliver starts adding armed bank jobs to the couple’s repertoire, it’s believable both that he could be so reckless, and that Caroline would go along with this leveling up.

Eventually, she seems more purely addicted to it that he does; she’s the one who’s explicitly looking for something, having left her single dad (Jon Gries) in her small town, searching for the mother she never knew on the side of her outlaw romance. There’s obviously more than a bit of Bonnie and Clyde here, but it’s not that Oliver can’t quite perform sexually, like Clyde Barrow; it’s more that his antiheroic performance doesn’t seem to be enough for Caroline, even as she consumes him ravenously in their off-duty hours. Weaving’s good looks give her performances an outsized presence; she really does look like a cartoonier version of Robbie, with her big eyes and parted lips, suppressed Australian accent and all. She often looks as if she’s ready to chomp, whether scenery or otherwise. As Caroline, she yokes her disparate desires together: She is truly lip-bitingly attracted to Oliver (and, again, Gallner has no trouble making the case for himself), but that’s inextricable from her yearning to locate herself, whether that’s somewhere on the run or through her wayward mother. After so often appearing the picture of final-girl resilience, it’s touching to see Weaving apply such rawness without the outlet of violence. No matter her lust for bank scores, Caroline doesn’t want to hurt anyone.

That doesn’t mean that people won’t get hurt. As with Snack Shack, Rehmeier can’t resist a sentimental streak. His genre instincts are razor sharp, only for him to solemnly lay down his weapons at crucial junctures, as if concerned that dazzlement will prove too distracting. Carolina Caroline recognizes the stylish kick of its characters’ movie-star abilities, the cinematic charge of attractive people taking what doesn’t belong to them; it’s too lovingly photographed and too keyed into Gallner and Weaving’s charms to become purely cautionary. Yet Rehmeier also does a remarkably clear-eyed work in his refusal to turn romance into doomy, cliché-ridden romanticization. Carolina Caroline recognizes something bittersweet in the short career of most criminals. Con artistry may be practiced by people of ages, but that much lying is still a young person’s game.

The Sportsalcohol.com Podcast: Oscars 2026

The Academy Awards may be nearing its centenary, but here at Sportsalcohol.com, we also have a long tradition of talking about the Oscars. For our eighth annual Oscars installment, Marisa, Jesse, Jeremy, Sara, Becca, and Ben conclave to discuss who will win, who we want to win, and who was rudely snubbed by the Academy, but not by the Sportsalcohol.com crew’s hearts. (Ahem, Twinless.) Tune in to find out:

  • Who do we think will win the heated Best Director race between Paul Thomas Anderson and Ryan Coogler?
  • How many times do we bring up Ann Motherfuckin’ Lee?
  • Why The Rule of Jenny Pen deserved a spot in one of the categories? (At least according to one of us.)
  • Who will not play along with Marisa’s opening question?
  • Who can make heads or tails of this new casting category?
  • Which film does one 10-year-old thinks will win the Best Animated Short award? Behind-the-scenes gossip: Ben put “a c-note” on her prediction, so will one tween cost him actual, real-life dollars?

Get it while the prediction markets are still hot!

The SportsAlcohol.com Podcast: Best Movies of 2025

We may be well into the nightmares of 2026, but we can still look back on the movies that made the nightmares of 2025 slightly more bearable! The SportsAlcohol.com podcast committee convened an all-star panel consisting of Marisa, Sara, Becca, Jesse, Ben, Jeremy, and Nathaniel to submit lists of our favorite movies of 2025, which were then aggregated into a final list of the 15 best movies of 2025, counted down and discussed in this supersized but fast-moving episode. In addition to the primary best movies of 2025 list (which itself includes plenty of surprises), we also discuss our outliers — the movies each of us voted for that no one else did! So join us as we talk about the dramas, comedies, mysteries, sports movies, musicals, horror pictures, and unclassifiable stuff that moved us over the past year!

The SportsAlcohol.com Podcast: The Biggest Holiday Movies of 1995

We here at the SportsAlcohol.com podcast like to mix things up. We don’t always have to talk about summer movies! (Though it’s very fun when we do.) For example, we could also talk about holiday movies. Not exclusively Christmas-themed stuff, mind, but the biggest-grossing movies that came out in November and December of 1995, a year we previously covered in our summer rewind series. But things are different in the colder-weather months. There are more comedy sequels. More old guys. More life-threatening pregnancies depicted as zany. More cops on the edge, where they gotta be. And more of Ian Fleming’s James Bond Agent 007. So hold on to your angst, walk away from your loved ones in 30 seconds flat, and check out our latest half-nostalgic, half-skeptical rundown of the cinema of yore!

The Long-Awaited SportsAlcohol.com Anniversary Podcast Double Feature: 1985 and 2005

Hey! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? But that doesn’t mean that your friends at SportsAlcohol.com haven’t recorded a couple of terrific podcasts talking about summer movies of years past. In fact, we’ve laid down two; Jesse just took for-fucking-ever to edit and post about them.

First, we continue our tour through the summer movies of the 2000s with a look back at the summer of 2005, which has a shocking number of very good movies, if you ask me! Star Wars, Spielberg, Tim Burton, Cruise, Pitt, Jolie, and the Frat Pack, plus some clobberin’ time!

Then we take it way further back to 1985, where Star Wars was two years gone, James Bond was on the wane, Rambo was on the rise, and Chevy Chase was having the best year of his professional life while not appearing to have any fun!

Happy 10th Anniversary to NBC’s ‘Hannibal!’

Where does the difference between the past and the future come from? Mine? It was before I watched Hannibal and after I watched Hannibal.

NBC’s Hannibal aired its last episode on August 29, 2015. I didn’t watch it when it was on, but I caught up with it last year. I devoured the whole thing (pun intended), and it crawled under my skin and stayed there. It was a dark and beautiful show for a grim and scary time in my life, and I was lucky I found something that gave me so much to chew on so my thoughts wouldn’t turn to more worrisome, realer things. So here, 10 years too late, a selection of random musings on the show. I only hope that I could turn a phrase as well as Freddy Lounds in her Tattle Crime. (I wish I could’ve been the one to coin the phrase “murder husbands,” but, then again, I’m sure all writers do.)

Before I get going, though, I should remind everyone that we have a podcast episode about The Silence of the Lambs—one with actual, smart analysis, not just my fan-ish ramblings—and it touches on all of the other Hannibal Lecter-related media, including the TV show. I hadn’t seen it at that point, so you don’t have to worry about me gushing, That’s for here.

(Spoilers for Hannibal beyond the jump.)

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There Are ‘No Exit’ Triangles Everywhere for Those With Eyes to See

Or at least I just like thinking about No Exit triangles.

The last one I was able to diagram was about Halt and Catch Fire. That turned into more of a parallelogram as Donna (rightfully) started playing a bigger role in the proceedings.

This time I was thinking about Challengers.  In our Best Movies of 2024 podcast, it came up that Tashi was sort of a thwarted character, because she lost her ability to play early on in the movie. But that’s what makes a No Exit triangle great — everyone has something that they want that one of the other points of the triangle has, and everyone has something themselves that the other points of the triangle want.

So I mapped it out, and here’s how it worked out this time.

How Tashi, Art and Patrick map out onto the qualities of ability to play, killer instinct, material comfort and love of a partner

Does this translate into a satisfying narrative arc for every point on the triangle? Hey, I just make the graphs.

The SportsAlcohol.com Podcast: Oscars Special 2025!

Do you miss Siskel & Ebert: If We Picked the Winners? Do you also like the movie Conclave, where a bunch of fussy weirdos are convened in an attempt to arrive at a consensus? Do you enjoy the Oscars, predicting the Oscars, making your own Oscars, and complaining about the Oscars? Do we have a podcast for you! In what has become an annual tradition, SportsAlcohol.com has provided all the will-win, should-win, too-SNUBBED!-to-win coverage you could possibly want out of an Oscars podcast in one convenient special that is shorter than any of this year’s Best Picture nominees! Marisa, Sara, Jeremy, and Jesse are here to sort through all the major categories, plus bonus rounds and sidebars on several more!

Listen below, or wherever else you get your podcasts!

The SportsAlcohol.com Podcast: Top Summer Movies of 1984

SportsAlcohol.com belatedly ventures into a brand-new, way-old decade for summer movie nostalgia. Having conquered the 1990s, and while continuing to make our way through the 2000s, we’ve added a new set of anniversary years into the rotation, examining summer movies from 40 years ago. For this summer (or for this year, anyway; technical difficulties delayed release), that meant exploring a different world, where gremlins, ghosts, jocks, breakdancers, and nerds all jostled for mass-cult attention.

The SportsAlcohol.com Podcast: Summer 1994 B-sides!

Having semi-recently completed our quest to cover all the biggest summer blockbusters of the ’90s, your pals at SportsAlcohol.com decided to circle back and take a look at some summer movies just or sometimes very far outside the 1994 blockbusters that kicked this whole series off more than a decade ago! Jesse, Marisa, Sara, Jeremy, and Becca got together to talk about summer movie ranging from sorta unconventional takes on superheroes to Oliver Stone going sicko mode to a noirish thriller you may never have heard of! It’s all here, from goths to preps!