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Transformers 7 Will Be 4 Hours Long And Make More Money Than God

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Mattie is not a cofounder of SportsAlcohol.com and that’s his most redeeming characteristic. He yo-yos between Boston and (right) Portland where he does battle with computers and a small dog who both like to jump on him. Ask him to tell you about how underrated Hum is one of these days.

I was wicked excited to see the projected release schedule for the next three Transformers movies (5–7 of course, coming to you in June of 2017, 2018, and 2019 respectively). More robots! More robots in disguise! My imagination ran wild considering the possibilities.

Trying to get a better read on what might be to come, I took a look back at the first four movies.

And that’s when the dread set in.

My friends, I regret to inform you that the world of Transformers is undergoing a dangerous level of inflation. Inflation of running times. Take a look at these numbers: Continue reading Transformers 7 Will Be 4 Hours Long And Make More Money Than God